September 2011
320 posts
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Oh dad...
Dad: Do you want to get a new swimsuit for lifeguard and swimming instead of your bikini? Cause all the people would want to drown.
Because the Dark Lord knows all. →
August 2011
10 posts
5 tags
Imagination Run Wild
If Dinosaurs go rawr does that make me a dinosaur? Because I tend to burst out with mini T-Rex noises a lot. But wait, If I were a dinosaur would that not make me dead? But here I am talking, eating, and kicking. So does this make me a zombie? A zombie dinosaur?
If I were a zombie dinosaur wouldn’t one think I would have some powers to defend myself against...
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Secret Garden
Zach: Wanna watch the Secret Garden?
Me: It sounds like porn.
Zach: It's little girl stuff.
Me: Oh i'm sure it is.
========[No Where]
These railroad tracks lead to no where
And baby, boy do I look foreward to going there
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